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man/woman: ill take an ice tea with lemon
me: we dont have ice tea
man/woman: ((sour puss looking face)) ill just have some water wahhhhhhhhhh

#331 — Comments (2) — 8/14/2010 at 10:15 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (3)
Someone left a used toothbrush at one of my tables today after paying up.

Why?

Disgusting.

#326 — Comments (1) — 8/12/2010 at 10:01 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (0)
R2L=1 Bell! Be weary of this place! The management will insult and abuse you and the tip pooling system modern day thieving! The GM (whom closed numerous restaurants in NYC) is basically a walking tool-bag with a blackberry and ugly Brooks Brothers suit.

#322 — Comments (2) — 8/11/2010 at 9:54 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (0)
would anyone else, besides myself, be extremely irritated by being asked to wrap a pickle (and only a pickle) ??

#321 — Comments (5) — 8/11/2010 at 12:36 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (2)
Bartenders/Barbacks

I realize that I am required to tip you out 20% of my tips.... but damned if I am going to tip you out on my double grats. That had to do with MY service. Fuck you for feeling entitled to that after I waited an hour for a stoli-o and soda while you were flirting with a bimbo who was only flirting with you to get a free cocktail. I bartend too. I am not just a server. I expect to be tipped according to my speed and accuracy, not just entitlement. Barbacks, if you spill one more beer on a customer I will stick my penis in your butt.

FUCK YOU ENTITLED PRICKS!

#317 — Comments (12) — 8/9/2010 at 3:09 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (6) — No one cares. (0)
You are a busser~! You are not retarded! Man-up! Do your job and I will tip you out better!!

#314 — Comments (4) — 8/9/2010 at 11:03 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (0)
The two of you are in love. Grand. You found each other's ugly asses -- hallelujah -- so now, you're in a restaurant. Despite being smitten with love, do not just smile at each other and nod -- do not lose your ability to speak! I will not take nods as an order -- tell me what you want to drink!! I hate you.

#313 — Comments (1) — 8/9/2010 at 11:00 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (2)
When a gaggle of girls get together, why do they screech, shriek, holler and scream? What is this about? And when they\'re from UPENN, it\'s even worse. Sometimes, I think only dogs can hear them. And by the way, UPENN, Wharton and all other douchebags, everyone in the restaurant business FUCKING HATES YOU!!!

#310 — Comments (5) — 8/9/2010 at 10:16 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (16) — No one cares. (1)
Come in. Sit down right away. Talk when I'm not at the table. Know what you want to eat. EAT IT! Pay. Leave.

#309 — Comments (0) — 8/9/2010 at 10:10 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (6) — No one cares. (0)
look ITS NOT ALRIGHT to seat two people at a six top. HAVE YOU EVER WORKED IN A RESTAURANT? clearly not. just because there is nobody sitting there now doesn't mean its going to be like that forever. ugh get a clue

#306 — Comments (0) — 8/7/2010 at 10:33 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (0)

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