• i feel so sorry for anyone that works at Q in Old City, just sitting in there one night and watching the way that douche owner treats his employees makes my skin crawl. Get a life dude your not a 25 yr old body builder anymore get over yourself Bundy!
  #523 — Comments (5) — 12/14/2011 at 6:54 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (1)
• The chef of the restaurant where I work brings his ratty little dog in all the time. It nips and jumps all over you whenever you go in his office. But what\'s really awesome is when his bitch princess wife feels the need to walk into the dining room dressed like the slob she is with this retched animal on a Saturday night at 9pm. She sits down at a table to talk to some guests who are friends. Then the mongrel runs across the dining room and starts barking at a server. Pure class all the way, you pig.
  #518 — Comments (6) — 10/6/2011 at 9:47 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (1)
• So you come in on a busy fucking weekend night with your trashy, so fucking over-perfumed I can smell her cheap-ass imitation D&G from the bar "girlfriend," and you're such cheap bastards that you decide to "share everything," including the one Chimay I recommended, which I was kind enough to split into two burgundy glasses for you--I should repeat that we're fucking slammed--and because it took you so goddamn long to decide on your one beer and I've already had to spend like 5 FUCKING MINUTES taking your drink order, I come back in a few minutes and take your FOUR COURSE order of appetizers you're going to share...you are holding hands and gazing at each other sickeningly...I'm turning over tables around you...(cont in reply)
  #517 — Comments (30) — 10/2/2011 at 8:32 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (3)
• I fucking hate every single goddamned loser who feels the need to personally attack their server on Yelp. If you have a legitimate complaint, let us know. We'll do our best to fix it for you. Don't suffer in silence like some martyr. Let us help you. Don't personally attack me when I was absolutely nothing but nice to you. Sorry you were charged a fee for bringing in your own fucking cake. Do you really think my restaurant wants you to occupy a table while you eat your Entemann's and drink your water? We're in the business of making money. Okay? Your cheap ass cake could have been the equivalent of 4 desserts sold at $10/pop. Shut the fuck up and celebrate at home! Your idea of fine dining is probably either Red Lob or Chs Factory!
  #516 — Comments (10) — 8/4/2011 at 10:18 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (1)
• ahhhhhhh i HATE NEW MANAGERS!!!!!!!!!
  #501 — Comments (1) — 1/29/2011 at 3:10 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (10) — No one cares. (1)
• She's with the band.
  #500 — Comments (1) — 1/17/2011 at 2:19 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (5)
• Server: So how was everything tonight???
  
  Th em: Oh it was awful, send it back, we hated it!
  
  Server: ha....
  
  Guys, your not funny, we hear this shit every day, and when you come in every month and say it, yea we remember that stuff...
  #499 — Comments (0) — 1/17/2011 at 2:09 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (0) — No one cares. (4)
• Table of 4 with 2 people sitting at it, reservation only restaurant, second couple is late.
  
  Server: Hi how are you all this evening? Could I start you off with some of our water? We have bottled pelligrino and evian for 6$ a bottle or regular iced water.
  
  Them: Um...we have other people coming...
  
  Server: But do you want to start with water...?
  
  **yes we actually are completely retarded and didnt realize that your reserved table with 2 other settings at it was waiting for other people, but you dont need any water right now anyway. I hope you get dehydrated.**
  #498 — Comments (0) — 1/17/2011 at 2:00 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (3)
• $134.54 check, your chicken wing asses leave $135!! I take comfort in the fact you're Muslim and will likely be oppressed by your husband for the rest of your life!! Cheers!
  #494 — Comments (6) — 1/9/2011 at 11:55 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (0)
• so this place that a few friends of mine and I used to work at (two got fired and i never got called back into work) lost their liquor license a few months ago.
  
  they are still running the show like nothing has happened at all.
  
  we all hate this place and want it to go really REALLY far under which would make all of us really happy.
  
  so for the sake of making us 3 people happy, do we call the plcb on them? can we? what would you guys do?
  #493 — Comments (6) — 1/3/2011 at 5:57 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (1)

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