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  • Can everybody here say 'Grat Hammer!' Together now, 'Grat Hammer!!!!'

    Was it as good for you as it was for me?
    #32 — Comments (1) — 6/21/2010 at 3:44 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (3)
  • Yes, I know there isn't much room at the bar outside of seating. I get that at times you are going to be standing in my way. But what I don't get is if you see me coming through, that after the third, fifth, sixth, or tenth f'ing time, you would know to get your ass out of the way. Shit!

    And for those who think its a good idea to have a party on the steps... go kill yourself.
    #31 — Comments (0) — 6/21/2010 at 3:40 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (0)
  • So the upstairs dining room closes and a drunken fool filters upstairs to use the bathroom - a common occurrence. As a joke for me I yell at the man while he enters the bathroom \"You better not puke in there\" which ofcourse is payed no mind. When he comes out I follow up with \"You didn\'t puke in there did you?\" and the man stops, stares, and says nothing looking like a deer in headlights. He then quickly goes back down stairs to make his getaway. The end of the this story writes itself... what an asshat.
    #15 — Comments (0) — 6/20/2010 at 2:42 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (0)
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