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I Fucking hate taking shits at work...I always feel like I'm sitting on a wiped down puke-basin.
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#88 — Comments (0) — 6/24/2010 at 10:41 AM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (2)
Is it wrong, as a currently non-practicing gentleman of jewish faith, to relate the kitchen at the restaurant to a holocaust death oven?

because it is.

#27 — Comments (0) — 6/21/2010 at 12:38 PM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (3)
the hoods are down and it was 130 degrees in the kitchen today. Im not even sure if it was legal to stay open & the exec chef told me to stop being a pussy when i bitched about it. My job sucks.

#22 — Comments (3) — 6/21/2010 at 12:49 AM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (1)
Nothing like waking up hungover and walking to the restaurant to start prepping onions. Fuck Onions. I need to prep my stomach with more booze so i dont puke on shift.

#8 — Comments (1) — 6/19/2010 at 9:23 AM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (1)
The servers here are a joke! And i dont think one of them understands that customer service begins with using deodorant.

#5 — Comments (0) — 6/18/2010 at 10:23 PM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (0)

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