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  • So when you say you want a cappuccino, but with "just a little bit of foam". What you meant to say was, you want a fucking latte. It doesn't make you seem more sophisticated cuz you ordered a cap, you actually sound kind of clueless!
    #119 — Comments (5) — 6/29/2010 at 3:26 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (8) — No one cares. (0)
  • This morning some guy got a coffee sat on one of the tables flipped open his mac-book pro and began to watch porn. he was wearing head phones and his mac screen was pointed towards the wall so no other tables could see it, but i had a pretty good view from the cafe bar.

    The worst part was that he looked totally desensitized to it. Just watching neutrally as two girls ram dildos in ther pussies.

    And a Good Morning to your Sir!
    #113 — Comments (4) — 6/28/2010 at 12:41 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (11) — No one cares. (0)
  • I dont understand. People come into the cafe, buy a coffee and then sit there and do nothing. Nothing. For hours.

    No i-pad or laptop. No novel or illustration book or homework.

    Nothing.

    I dont get it, i really don't and i've worked in cafes for awhile.

    I have one guy on thursdays that laps my shift. 8 hours. He sits there by himself and does nothing for 8 hours.

    Where do these people come from?
    #96 — Comments (3) — 6/24/2010 at 10:55 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (6) — No one cares. (0)
  • So, your so cheap that you choose to only eat the half price day old bagels?

    And when we dont have any stale day olds left....

    Nothing. It's old bagels or Nothing at all.

    #95 — Comments (1) — 6/24/2010 at 10:44 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (4)
  • Fucking Mr.Double half/caff not to hot skim vanilla latte no foam pops in every damn day and asks for his 'takes way to long to make' drink at the busiest times and today, while super busy, i see him stroll in... punching away at his smart phone waiting in line i begin to multi-task and start making his bullshit drink while im doing all my other shit so i can get him out of the way... and you know what this asshole orders?? An iced coffee.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
    #79 — Comments (0) — 6/23/2010 at 12:04 AM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (7)
  • PEOPLE, Please stop using the word GRANDE! We are not a Starbucks. Its a large. LARGE.
    #74 — Comments (0) — 6/22/2010 at 5:38 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (10) — No one cares. (0)
  • No, you cant return a $2 coffee after paying and leaving with it and coming back. This isn't a fucking walmart, and furthermore you didnt have a receipt. stupid old bitch.
    #28 — Comments (0) — 6/21/2010 at 1:40 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (0)
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