• why is my favorite part of every porno when they change positions?
  #444 — Comments (0) — 9/21/2010 at 12:08 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (3)
• $105. Total Sales. All fucking day. For the ENTIRE restaurant.
  #422 — Comments (3) — 9/15/2010 at 7:16 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (0)
• One of my friends brought up something disgusting to me today, she said:
  
  "Can you imagine the amount of people you help poo every morning, let alone every year? Your service at the cafe probably leads to thousands of people pooing per year. Your like a Poop Fairy, you serve people coffee and help people poop."
  
  I don't want to be a poop fairy!
  
  I want to be a barista!
  
  But I guess im just a Poop Fairy.
  #338 — Comments (0) — 8/17/2010 at 8:45 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (5)
• ok listen, if you have been standing in line for at least 10 minutes and when you get to the register to order you seem to be confused, taking additional time figuring it out, and are still not sure of what to order or maybe even where you are...GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LINE!
  #289 — Comments (0) — 8/4/2010 at 10:26 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (0)
• Customer: Do you sell Sushi here?
  
  Me: No. No we do not.
  
  Customer: Oh, Okay... Damn. (walks out)
  
  I work in a fucking cafe.
  #287 — Comments (1) — 8/4/2010 at 9:57 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (0)
• "Do you guys serve ice cream here"
  
  YOUR IN A FUCKING CAFE!!! WE SERVE COFFEE
  #241 — Comments (2) — 7/26/2010 at 2:30 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (3)
• Did you just order hot chocolate???
  #228 — Comments (2) — 7/22/2010 at 12:46 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (1)
• Gross. This one particular costumer pays with the money she stuffed in her bra. ;/
  #208 — Comments (2) — 7/19/2010 at 12:44 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (1)
• i wouldn't usually post something during work, but 25 minutes ago i caught a guy burying pennies in one of the sugar shakers! A grown man! Not homeless or anything, dressed fine. I watched as he unscrewed the sugar shaker, took some change out of his pocket, put the change in the sugar shaker, and screwed it back on. WTF!!!!
  I scolded him for tampering with our food and told him never to come back. But now im stuck cleaning out ALL the sugar shakers because this jerk could of done this before. GOD!!!
  #193 — Comments (6) — 7/15/2010 at 9:03 AM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (0)
• "Can i have it light with 3 sugars?"
  
  Have you never been in a cafe before? the milk and sugar are self serve & sir, you are a moron.
  #166 — Comments (0) — 7/6/2010 at 8:32 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (7)

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