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"Do you have a blackberry charger behind the bar?"

No, im sorry.

" It's ok" (Pouty face, Sigh)

#385 — Comments (5) — 9/2/2010 at 8:52 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (0)
The reason that spot at the bar is always empty is cuz its the service bar so unless you\'re gonna strap on an apron and get to work GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!

#384 — Comments (0) — 9/1/2010 at 8:31 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (10) — No one cares. (0)
If your bring your $1000 I-PAD to the bar and it gets wet, dont freak out at me! YOUR USING AN IPAD AT THE BAR!!! its going to get wet!

#381 — Comments (4) — 8/31/2010 at 2:18 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (7) — No one cares. (0)
Ever notice how the majority of bartenders have a holier than thou attitude?

You work behind a bar and hustle drinks. Great. Relax.

#379 — Comments (3) — 8/31/2010 at 12:50 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (1)
Old City would be a lot better if there were no weekends.

#376 — Comments (0) — 8/31/2010 at 12:46 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (9) — No one cares. (0)
Why do you go to a bar to have a coke and read the newspaper. Can't you do that at home? Stop wasting my time and draining my cash flow.

#375 — Comments (0) — 8/31/2010 at 12:44 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (4)
Here's a good one. " We would like you to put something up so people can not walk past out table." Are you serious? We're a bar people are going to walk by you and your table. Then when they said something to the wrong person about walking by they're table he just about knocked them out they took it out on me and wanted to leave without tipping the waitress. Good riddence. Dont' let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

#374 — Comments (0) — 8/31/2010 at 12:33 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (6) — No one cares. (0)
hall & oats sing along for the last hour of the night?
i fucking love you philadelphia.

#365 — Comments (6) — 8/28/2010 at 4:55 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (3)
Can i get change for the meter? The machines not accepting dollars.

Listen you Lazy Fuck, instead of walking into the closest bar and wasting my time, how about you walk your ass to the next meter machine a half block down, use your dollar, and print out a fucking ticket there.

Quarters, much like the bathrooms, are for customers.

#363 — Comments (4) — 8/27/2010 at 9:04 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (1)
I would rather get tipped nothing than get tipped in change.

atleast if you tip me nothing i can fool myself into thinking you may of forgotten or got confused or something. If you tip me in change, your just a cheap asshole.

#360 — Comments (4) — 8/26/2010 at 9:39 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (2)

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