• I just made SIX times what I usually make on a Sunday.
  
  Thanks MLK!
  #497 — Comments (0) — 1/17/2011 at 12:24 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (1)
• Got fired for a someone giving me thier phone number... Doesn't that happen to hot bartenders all the time ??? And really who wants someone trying to pick them up at thier job??? Not me !!!
  #496 — Comments (3) — 1/11/2011 at 2:50 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (7)
• What's worse than an empty restaurant?
  
  A restaurant with two foreigners.
  #495 — Comments (0) — 1/9/2011 at 8:39 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (9) — No one cares. (2)
• You stole money that was not yours from off of the bar today. I watched you do it and I was way too shocked and embarrassed for you to confront you about it.
  
  I know you have a drinking problem and can't maintain a relationship with a woman. We all know it.
  
  But here's the thing. . .
  
  If you want to make cash everyday (and lot more of it), work in the front of the house, like you used to.
  
  It is no one's fault but your own that you are over 30 and make 10 fucking dollars an hour.
  #491 — Comments (2) — 12/10/2010 at 10:26 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (4)
• Some asshole pissed in a pint last night.
  
  the bar bathroom in RIGHT THERE.
  
  Why? Why would you do that? It wasnt even the weekend!
  #490 — Comments (4) — 12/3/2010 at 9:51 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (2)
• This is a restaurant, not a playground. Stop throwing shit, or get out. Infant.
  #489 — Comments (1) — 12/3/2010 at 3:40 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (0)
• Why does the barhole have to always 86 the fun people?
  #486 — Comments (3) — 11/29/2010 at 2:49 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (2)
• I'm going to make more from my $2.83 hourly wage than from my ($6.50) worth of tips tonight.
  
  FML
  #485 — Comments (1) — 11/28/2010 at 10:01 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (0) — No one cares. (1)
• approaching hour 3 of the fat roomate of our manager/failed musician who plays keyboard at night sitting on his laptop in my bar whistling to every song (must...find...something...un-whistleable) and laughing after literally everything he says. Nasty comments are not making him go away. Shit I just know this is going to be an every week thing.
  
  Oh and he's not even drinking wine...diet coke.
  argh kjaHLIJfhibawilegfhkfdkbdjskfbjsdbfj
  #483 — Comments (3) — 11/19/2010 at 3:57 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (0) — No one cares. (2)
• i\'m so fucking tired of this job
  
  FUCK
  
  #481 — Comments (9) — 11/9/2010 at 3:33 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (2)

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