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I ate a Ham Egg and Cheese from a shithole down the street from my restaurant, and it gave me violent diarrhea through my hole shift.
This was not run of the mill diarrhea.
it was VIOLENT, CUT-THROAT POOPING.
Worst restaurant working experience of my life. Hands Down.
#443 — Comments (1) — 9/21/2010 at 11:09 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (0) — No one cares. (2) - Phillies, I love you, and the craziness you bring to my Bar and my life. #442 — Comments (0) — 9/21/2010 at 11:03 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (0)
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Why do i care more about fantasy football than i do my job?
If Kolb puts up poop numbers next sunday, i think the job belongs to Vick for the rest of the season.
Two Ice Teas? I'll get right on that. #441 — Comments (2) — 9/19/2010 at 11:13 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (2) -
$6 on $100
What the FUCK am I doing here?? #440 — Comments (4) — 9/19/2010 at 7:28 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (1) - its a goddamn restaurant. we aren't curing diseases. its not that fucking serious. #439 — Comments (2) — 9/19/2010 at 4:28 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! (7) — No one cares. (1)
- O.K you see me walking toward you carrying three cases of beer. What do you do? You decide to stand there and stay in my way after asking nicely three times to excuse me. You stood there and looked like the mongoloid you are. Then when I put the beer down and come over and confront you for being an asshole you got all upset. You just happend to be the asshole who sent me over the edge with that. When I see somebody working or doing they're job no matter where I am I get the hell out of they're way. Why is that people jut stand in your way when your working. It doesn't matter how many times excuse me. I'm going to start coming to your jobs and when I see you doing something just stand in your way. Get the fuck outta the way!!!!!!!!!!! #438 — Comments (2) — 9/19/2010 at 1:11 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (6) — No one cares. (0)
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"you know that sound a punch makes on TV, well it's nothing like the sound in real life"
&quo t;I don't eat vegetables"
"I NEVER read. Ever"
Why was I surprised this man left $3.50 on $50.
I called his friend out for leaving NO tip on his credit card; "there's no gratuity added to this beforehand."
Good luck ever getting a beer or not being known as the cheap fuck in this bar EVER again.
#437 — Comments (0) — 9/19/2010 at 1:59 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (0) - I don't see how you being the owners' lawyer entitles you to come behind the bar and start serving your friends at the private grand opening. I wouldn't presume to show up at your office, rifle through your files and rolodex, and start calling your clients in the interest of playing attorney for shits & giggles. And you have the gall to ask me and my partner how to make drinks as you trash our bar, fail to ring in anything and get in our way as we try to make a living? The worst part of all this? The owners and managers didn't seem to mind any of this at all. Time to start looking for a job again... #436 — Comments (3) — 9/18/2010 at 1:30 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (1)
- Woke up this morning first thought was man -i really fucked up and took the wrong path......10 hours later would you like fries with that. I guess I wasn\'t far off #435 — Comments (1) — 9/17/2010 at 6:02 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (0)
- God damn people suck well the majority at least #434 — Comments (0) — 9/17/2010 at 3:39 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (0)