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"We'd like a table for three, and separate table for my 5 and 3 year old to sit at."
Seriousl y?
Hire a babysitter if you didn't want to spend time with your kids. #127 — Comments (2) — 6/30/2010 at 7:39 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (10) — No one cares. (0) - make stephen starr stop opening restaurants. first off, they are all corny and un orginal and everyone who works for him acts like they are working in a cult. its gross. #126 — Comments (6) — 6/30/2010 at 12:21 AM — Misc — Cheers to that! (8) — No one cares. (4)
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Don't argue with me because i wont let your child sit at the bar. Not only is it illegal, it fucks everything up...no one wants to sit next to a 3 year old and proceed to get smashed.
" Yea, ill take a shot of jager, and a cup of soup for the baby. Hes looking cranky." #125 — Comments (11) — 6/29/2010 at 9:06 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (7) — No one cares. (2) -
the new line cook hire is def a meth head... this dudes mouth is a disaster.
#124 — Comments (3) — 6/29/2010 at 8:53 PM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! (0) — No one cares. (4) - dont voluntarily pick up my shift and then make me feel guilty that you are working for me. #123 — Comments (0) — 6/29/2010 at 6:25 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (2)
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Is there anything worse than giving off a fake laugh when your about the clear the plates off a table, all of which are obviously finished. And you ask the table how everything was and that one guy blurts out with a smirk.. .
" Oh, Tell the chef it was awful, send it back!" Hardy Har Har....
And then his girlfriend laughs, and the couple across from them laughs and they're all looking at you and everything inside you is screaming "INSULT THIS ASSHOLE" but instead you let out a little laugh and a smile and begin to clear the plates....
This interaction that seems to happen over and over again just makes me sick. #122 — Comments (4) — 6/29/2010 at 4:28 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (5) — No one cares. (1) -
Are you sure theres vodka in this? I don't taste the vodka?
Listen lady, i promise the stoli razz is in your drink.
Maybe if you ordered seltzer instead of pineapple to mix it with you'd be able to taste it a little more.
Bitch. #121 — Comments (2) — 6/29/2010 at 4:16 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (3) — No one cares. (0) -
I am confident that one of the amigos in the kitchen is a sexual predator. His hands are always all over everyone! Rubbing and touching, guys girls it doesn't matter. He also touches in weird spots... yesterday, for no reason at all, as i was bullshitting in the kitchen with one of the line cooks he started massaging my calf. All the kitchen guys started laughing and it was all a big joke that Papi was all up on one of the servers again....
Not funny.
Just Gross. #120 — Comments (0) — 6/29/2010 at 3:34 PM — Server — Cheers to that! (0) — No one cares. (2) - So when you say you want a cappuccino, but with "just a little bit of foam". What you meant to say was, you want a fucking latte. It doesn't make you seem more sophisticated cuz you ordered a cap, you actually sound kind of clueless! #119 — Comments (5) — 6/29/2010 at 3:26 PM — Cafe — Cheers to that! (8) — No one cares. (0)
- You come in at 11:30 a half an hour before my shift ends (not that you'd know that)... You take up an 8 top with 4 people even though there is a 4 top right next to it. I tell you that we reserve this table for 6 or more people and would they mind moving over? You say you're just staying for one round. 2 of you order a beer, and 2 of you order water. You all seem sober til 1 pukes in a chalise and hides it under the table. I find it because I knock it over on yours and my feet. You then yell at me! And try to skip out on the tab. God be damned if you tip me... Didn't get out until 1 o'clock because I was cleaning your vomit out of my shoe. GROSS! #118 — Comments (3) — 6/29/2010 at 11:46 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (11) — No one cares. (0)