Welcome to Sketchjobs' Restau-RANT, a place where you can anonymously vent or confess about the situation at your in-the-biz job. This is the forum where you can get feedback and reassurance from the masses that Yes, your life at work does indeed suck. This rant page is directed only towards service industry people and their bizarre lives at their workplaces. All posts not associated with Bars, Restaurants, Cafes or any other Food Service job will be removed. Also, please, oh please, DO NOT use people's last names, the name of your workplace, or any horrible language such as racial or ethnic slurs or any of that garbage. Everything lovely? Excellent. Submit here.
- You are a hipster. You live in Northern Liberties. You wear a wool hat. I get it. Just give me a goddamn beer. #433 — Comments (10) — 9/17/2010 at 12:21 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (4)
- Restaurant biz workers are a family and a cult; a sub-strata of society that has their own rules. Embrace it. Relish it. We Rule. #431 — Comments (6) — 9/17/2010 at 12:15 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (1)
- i hate working in restaurants./ but why can't i leave. #430 — Comments (12) — 9/17/2010 at 1:22 AM — Server — Cheers to that! (7) — No one cares. (6)
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Nothing worse than having bad farts behind the bar. My ass is wretched today.
#429 — Comments (1) — 9/16/2010 at 9:21 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (1) - I'd rather get shitty restaurant tips than no tips at all. Fuck this shit. #428 — Comments (3) — 9/16/2010 at 8:21 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (0)
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#1 rule about my jukebox:
do NOT play more than one song from a particular band/artist...some retard came in last night and played 10 Johnny Cash songs in a row. #427 — Comments (4) — 9/16/2010 at 1:24 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (4) — No one cares. (0) -
Saw a sign behind the bar at a place in center city today:
"Lisa will be your bartender today...Our proprietors, Ken and Chris, are away at fat camp for the week."
ha #426 — Comments (8) — 9/16/2010 at 1:23 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (2) — No one cares. (1) - First Friday's should be called First Fuckbags...please stop this awful day #425 — Comments (0) — 9/16/2010 at 1:21 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (0)
- If you are a regular, why does it take you 5-7 minutes to get your first beer in a nearly empty bar? #424 — Comments (7) — 9/16/2010 at 1:20 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (1)
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One of the servers (a guy) rolled in with a a big ole' Black Eye to lunch shift today.
He told everyone he got mugged in South Philly, but after shift when we wer drinking, he told me his woman punched him the the face during an argument last night. HA!
Ive met his lady-friend...she's about 90 lbs soaking wet!!! With fists the size of turnips!
#423 — Comments (1) — 9/16/2010 at 12:45 AM — Bar — Cheers to that! (1) — No one cares. (0)