Welcome to Sketchjobs' Restau-RANT, a place where you can anonymously vent or confess about the situation at your in-the-biz job. This is the forum where you can get feedback and reassurance from the masses that Yes, your life at work does indeed suck. This rant page is directed only towards service industry people and their bizarre lives at their workplaces. All posts not associated with Bars, Restaurants, Cafes or any other Food Service job will be removed. Also, please, oh please, DO NOT use people's last names, the name of your workplace, or any horrible language such as racial or ethnic slurs or any of that garbage. Everything lovely? Excellent. Submit here.
- i feel so sorry for anyone that works at Q in Old City, just sitting in there one night and watching the way that douche owner treats his employees makes my skin crawl. Get a life dude your not a 25 yr old body builder anymore get over yourself Bundy! Comments () — 12/14/2011 at 6:54 PM — Server — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #523 —
- FOH bitches go fuck yourselves Comments () — 12/6/2011 at 10:05 PM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #522 —
- My job consists mostly of throwing out people's half-eaten fries. Fantastic. Comments () — 11/23/2011 at 8:37 AM — Kitchen — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #521 —
How is this site still up?
the people that run this thing must be a bunch of lazy faggots. Comments () — 11/16/2011 at 9:51 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #520 —
Fuck Farmers Cabinet.
Fuck the Owners
If you give them your money, you have shit for brains. Comments () — 11/16/2011 at 9:49 PM — Misc — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #519 —
- The chef of the restaurant where I work brings his ratty little dog in all the time. It nips and jumps all over you whenever you go in his office. But what\'s really awesome is when his bitch princess wife feels the need to walk into the dining room dressed like the slob she is with this retched animal on a Saturday night at 9pm. She sits down at a table to talk to some guests who are friends. Then the mongrel runs across the dining room and starts barking at a server. Pure class all the way, you pig. Comments () — 10/6/2011 at 9:47 PM — Server — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #518 —
- So you come in on a busy fucking weekend night with your trashy, so fucking over-perfumed I can smell her cheap-ass imitation D&G from the bar "girlfriend," and you're such cheap bastards that you decide to "share everything," including the one Chimay I recommended, which I was kind enough to split into two burgundy glasses for you--I should repeat that we're fucking slammed--and because it took you so goddamn long to decide on your one beer and I've already had to spend like 5 FUCKING MINUTES taking your drink order, I come back in a few minutes and take your FOUR COURSE order of appetizers you're going to share...you are holding hands and gazing at each other sickeningly...I'm turning over tables around you...(cont in reply) Comments () — 10/2/2011 at 8:32 AM — Server — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #517 —
- I fucking hate every single goddamned loser who feels the need to personally attack their server on Yelp. If you have a legitimate complaint, let us know. We'll do our best to fix it for you. Don't suffer in silence like some martyr. Let us help you. Don't personally attack me when I was absolutely nothing but nice to you. Sorry you were charged a fee for bringing in your own fucking cake. Do you really think my restaurant wants you to occupy a table while you eat your Entemann's and drink your water? We're in the business of making money. Okay? Your cheap ass cake could have been the equivalent of 4 desserts sold at $10/pop. Shut the fuck up and celebrate at home! Your idea of fine dining is probably either Red Lob or Chs Factory! Comments () — 8/4/2011 at 10:18 AM — Server — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #516 —
To everyone who has the time to yelp about a restaurant, server, bartender, ect.... Get a life. I hate all you yelping losers, in fact everyone hates you. Ps imperial stouts weren\\\\\\\'t made for the english royals, it was made for the russian czars. You brewed a few beers at home so youre a fucking expert on beer? Do some research dick before you yelp and get someone fired.
Comments () — 5/16/2011 at 2:15 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #515 —
- Why is Sean the GM at Triumph such an asshole ? I don't work for you but I see your big dumb ass everyday. Your burning your bridges on the block asshole. Don't talk shit about other places employees to their boss. Esspecially if it isn't true. By the way your size doesn't intimadate me one bit. Stop being the biggest doucebag on Chestnut st. Your life will be a lot easier Dickhead. Comments () — 5/5/2011 at 12:26 PM — Bar — Cheers to that! () — No one cares. () #514 —